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Another Halloween costume. Unfortunately, you can't see the 5"+ heels that allowed me to TOWER over everyone else. I'd also like to point out the rope ;)
Swell!

Look! I'm not wearing a dress! I do wear normal clothes most of the time. What you're looking at here actually isn't a tumor. I had a blocked saliva gland. Yup. That's all spit right there. It unblocked and slowly drained out over a few days, but it looked gross!