One of my co-workers keeps trying to sell (marry) me off to a company we sub work out to... a couple of my co-workers worded it like this...

"Think of it this way, if you marry him, then he'll be family, so he & the company won't charge us for their services. Win Win."

I, oddly enough, disagree with their assessment of the situation.


oh, yeah, one of my co-workers even photo shopped a wedding pic...