So once there was a man named James, or Jimmy or something like that. Jimmy never went outside before and on his first trip into the outdoors he ate a bug. He claimed that it tasted like carpenter's putty, but never having been out to a hardware story Jimmy could have lied. In fact Jimmy was the biggest liar ever. He had in fact been outdoors before so says his mom. Then Jimmy got hit by a car and died. The end

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