They see me riding. They hating.

Proper Mounting Procedure for Panda Cavalry.

Vanquished Foe.

Can you see his teeth? They are huge. Now they are my necklace.

My babies: the reason I keep fighting.

We later lost a couple of these to teenage rebellion.

Forest Pandarama.

Completely benign light. Not hand of God.

BART.

When my cat ride is under the weather I take public transportation. I AM ENVIRONMENT CONSCIOUS.

It's true.

Little known fact: due to their magical properties all dragons weigh a single pound.

That's not disdain. That's playing hard to get.

(It's working.)

Cartoon Me.

I didn't draw this, but let's pretend I could have.

Howdy.

When smoking it's best to protect your lungs with a handy dandy face mask.

Saturday.

This is literally what every Saturday looks like. Yes, I know what the word literally means. No, I am not using it that way.

Shot through the ear and you're to blame.

People always think they can straighten my hair. They are never right.

Sneak Attack.

This is what I look like from the perspective of the person giving me a reach around.

Helluva Wave.

Pandarama becomes pandamonium.

I tried to stitch some pictures together, but it just made the wound into a wishbone.

Polaroid.

My camera has 5 shots left. I am terrified of using them.

College Bathroom.

Are they talking about the degree or the dump?