INSTRUCTIONS: Childhood was such a wonderous time. A time of innocence and discovery, and, of course, a time of abject cruelty to others. Relive the joys of childhood by performing a childish prank on a player that you have never met. Wedgies (atomic or otherwise), wet willies, Indian burns, ding dong ditch, stink bombs (ammonia or flaming dog poo, your choice), dead arms, charlie horses or whatever those jerks in elementary school used to do to you.