I work as a janitor at target or a "brand attendant" as they call us. So I pretty much come out with at least one funny or strange story a day. But I would have to say that the strangest thing for me this last week would have to be when the other brand attendant named timmy came in when the restroom was closed and started using the toilet while I was cleaning the bathroom and talked to me as he did. I wont describe the sound effects or any of that but it was quite unpleasant and rather strange (at least to me).