

15 + 20 points
Misdirected Fan Mail by scotbotmosh
May 19th, 2008 8:30 AM / Location: 43.040182,-87.91448



I ran accross Sam Davis who happens to live in Milwaukee..myself being a big fan of the Rat Pack and Glass eye's how could I pass up this opportunity.
The letter reads:
Wow I can't believe you are still alive!
And what a surprise when I found out you chose Milwaukee to live in. I guess I expected you to choose New York.
But that would be way too obvious. When I found out that you had a glass eye I just HAD to have one too.
I gotta tell you though it hurt! But I am sure you alread know that. I can't drive as well, or read that well with
my new glass eye but it makes me feel closer to you having it - so it is worth it!. Say is old blue eyes still
around? He's into me for a couple of thousand ya know! He gave me the old hucklebuck one night in Chicago. He was singing
about this old spanish dish and BAM! The next mintute he's trying to give me the hucklebuck! Can you believe
that guy?! Good ol' Sinatra, if you see him tell him I said hi. How is May doing? Maybe soon we can get together and trade glass eyes,
I'd like that.
Until we speak again -----> Glass Eye Fan #1
PS. do you use windex to clean your eye?
I heard the Candyman was a little touchy about his glass eye. Don't be too offended if he doesn't write back.