Arrival

Flat Stanley arrived full beard and Omish garb. I was happy to welcome my new friend into my home and show him around. He is a curious creature!

First things First

Flat Stanley wanted to fit in, so we got him a nice shave...Not too close as he only has one layer of skin ...one slip and it's all over for Stan

Progress...

Ah a nice fresh shave..the ladies will like this!

A new man!

The next step was to get him some traditional american clothes. We went with a red white and blue plad shirt and blue jeans. I think he might have a future in modeling!

Disturbing...

This is where it gets disturbing. Flat Stanely is a curious creature on his rumspringa. Curious about everything even bathrooms. I left him in the bathroom while to took care of my business but he fooled me and used his flat stature infiltrate my stall.

What is going on?

Here he is trying to make his way into my stall, I had to politely ask him to leave..

OMG..OMG...

Asking him to leave did no good, he found his way back into my stall..his curiosity was too overwhelming..I decided to let the little guy do some exploration...how could I be mad at his little face any how?

Toilet Paper?

Flat Stanley was confused by the whole process of toilet paper.."Why does a toilet need paper" he asked...I chuckled and explained it was exactly for the toilet...we both laughed...

Help help!

Stanley's curiosity get's him into some precarious situations..here he seemed to loose his footing and fell..

I like it here!

Finally he got his footing and enjoyed his space. "This is way bigger than my room at home" he commented..I laughed and felt pity for this skinny man at the same time..

A micro wave?

After explaining to stanley what a microwave is for and does he had to check it out for himself..

Big pimpin'

I had to give Stanely a look at what driving an automobile is like. It turns out he has a taste for German performance automobiles...who would have thought?

Whoa!

So I strapped Stanely in and we let him take it for a whirl..he asked where the muzzle was located...I laughed again..Sadly our drive was cut short due to Stan's inability to see over the dashboard...I figured this was safer for everyone involved. After our escapade Stanley walked to the back of the car and asked "Where does the poop come out" I laughed on the outside, but felt a small amount of pity for him at the same time.

PARTY TIME!

Stanley also had questions about alchohol..so I let him sample some fine Gin and Bourbon...luckily we did this AFTER the drive..after a few drinks he was in the mood to cruise for some ladies!

We built this city!

While he was here he started a rock band and picked up the electric bass...he managed to find some other very talented flat musicians..he's a little tone deaf, but I guess given the dimensions of his flat ear drums it's to be expected.

Booze + music = GIRLS!

After a few drinks and a killer set of rock music Flat Stanley was a chick magnet with an insatiable appitite...here you can see him hanging with 3 beautiful women, and one of them is getting a bit frisky with Stan...