I said noon and I meant it, Kyle.

Since yesterday evening, I have gathered the aceitonas and vegetables of the world in a final push to battle the great meaty beast. Our vegetarian cuisine shall vanquish this lumbering vicissitude!

All excess olive oil has been gathered in one place: the East Bay.

Also, as the other important ingredient, ajos have joined us. From the tropical lands - instead of tabasco - we are fighting with the real deal: habanyeros.

We have been preparing ourselves, tomatoes and olives, garlic and chiles together, all morning long. All of you can see that for this task, I've morphed from Solanace form into a dangerous and spicy batch of GAZPACHO.

Today we attack and rain down lethal and spicy soup on the city Clovis! May this day be red and may it be the end of you!

You shall suffer a fate worse than dungdaddy..... and the geo politics of this world shall never be the same.






[below, apresento los ingredientes, los soldados]