Glove Slap by Galán de noche, laddie the nek
May 9th, 2007 10:14 PMthere have been rumors. people whispering behind closed doors, and the like. today i decided to draw the line in the sand. i slap you, arrogant boy! your honor has been challenged! cross the line and slap back if you dare!
this has gone on quite long enough. you are a beast! the kingdom plantae hereby declares war on you and all of kingdom animalia (those of beast descent) and we will destroy you.
i for one am sick and tired of your taunts and threats against us poor solanaceae, favaceae, cuburbitaceae, umbelliferae, and (for the love of all things borne of seed and soil) the chenopodiaceae. SO defenseless with their thin, vulnerable stalks.
first you go and show pictures of our more curvaceous parts, gratuitously, and have the nerve to say that you did it on purpose. then comes your rather loathsome usage of the word box, meant to be a gracious and helpful installation (or so we thought). and then comes your word, or should i say, weapon of choice.
(really, though, a cursory search for the word cock on this website turns up far too much dirt.)
The first wasn't charming, but I tolerated it. The second, hard to swallow. The third, it will be your undoing!
So, noon tomorrow, you and I, gloves off, it's going down. Laddie will be the ref.
Viva plantae.
Ah, thought I, thou mourn'st in vain!
None takes pity on thy pain:
Senseless trees they cannot hear thee;
Ruthless beasts they will not cheer thee:
King Pandion he is dead;
All thy friends are lapp'd in lead;
All thy fellow birds do sing,
Careless of thy sorrowing.
beast confront.jpg
the beast has been confronted. notice the hand has been severed.
diatoms-rads.jpg
animals? or plants? diatoms.
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a helpful guide from haeckel.
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it's true.
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Well I was going to go kill some kittens today but I think I will have god to my dirty work.
It's voting time!
Man, This is way better then what I had in mind. Although, I still like the idea......, anyway....This is gonna be freakin FUNNY!
I was hoping for an onslaught of tomatos, but after reading your oil reserves task, I had this vision of you dueling with large vats of gaspacho...In either case - WE WANT PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah what happened to the duel! DUEL DAMMIT!!!
you're the one that went running off to your chemistry class, mlle dear. when shall it be? i'm ready to lob some solanaceae towards clovis any day of the week.
and yes, my digital camera is quite fickle, but i think it will function as i've removed most of the sand from its lens. target practice, anyone? that will be worth photographing.
how it's done
Well, the organic chem final is this monday. GULP!
Bonus for me cause I found my cord to download pictures from my camera. And I have chosen my weapon for Kyle....I know his kyrptonite and his ass is going down!
I don't know your weakness....but your going down as well........
I wish I had more muscle......cause I would suggest a wrestling match between the three of us in pudding.........maybe if i had a partner.......
But then again....Kyle is a big guy.....I don't think that I would ever have a chance of taking him down in pudding ever
on my sign in the area in the top right-hand corner where it usually says updates.....
instead this time it said: WORLD'S DEADLIEST
what a bad omen for you.
that's right I SAID DEADLY NIGHTSHADE