
15 + 5 points
Tell Me A Joke by Kisb, Clarity
March 11th, 2007 3:33 PM
This was fun because I enjoy talking to strangers. Clarity and I both told two seperate jokes to two total strangers.
Clairty got in line at a pretzel place and Clarity said to the person in front of her "This line is so long!" The girl kind of looked at her and then Clarity continued by telling her she had a joke "What's the difference between a piece of gum and a teacher? Gum says 'chew chew chew' and the teacher says 'spit that out!'" The girl responded "I get it!" and we walked away akwardly.
About 30 ft. later I saw a guy who was sitting by himself, so I sat next to him and told him my joke, which was "What is brown and sticky? A stick!" He kind of laughed but he seemed a little scared. I got up and walked away when we realized that no one took a picture of it. So I walked back up to him and told him that he was so hot that I needed to have a picture of him. He said ok, so we took the picture and as I walked away made sure to tell him that I was going to masterbate that night. There was also a video of me telling the joke taken but it's taking me 5,000 years to try to upload it, so maybe that will happen at a later date.
I think people were a bit more freaked out because of the way that we were dressed...
Clairty got in line at a pretzel place and Clarity said to the person in front of her "This line is so long!" The girl kind of looked at her and then Clarity continued by telling her she had a joke "What's the difference between a piece of gum and a teacher? Gum says 'chew chew chew' and the teacher says 'spit that out!'" The girl responded "I get it!" and we walked away akwardly.
About 30 ft. later I saw a guy who was sitting by himself, so I sat next to him and told him my joke, which was "What is brown and sticky? A stick!" He kind of laughed but he seemed a little scared. I got up and walked away when we realized that no one took a picture of it. So I walked back up to him and told him that he was so hot that I needed to have a picture of him. He said ok, so we took the picture and as I walked away made sure to tell him that I was going to masterbate that night. There was also a video of me telling the joke taken but it's taking me 5,000 years to try to upload it, so maybe that will happen at a later date.
I think people were a bit more freaked out because of the way that we were dressed...
Whoa. Just... whoa... you were really out to freak folks out!