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I set my camera on timer and did what I felt. One day I hope to best my father at hat-collecting.

Pizazz says: Many months ago a good friend bought me a beautiful work of art - a rainbow-coloured glass dildo. You can see an example here: Phallix Glass (probably NSFW.) Anyway, so from the moment I first heard about these beautiful glass dil...

Okay, didn't do as well as I'd hoped, but my over-hectic life got the better of me! I would've liked to do much more, but hey, this time let's keep it short and sweet. Still, I hope I managed to do something at least vaguely interesting. I think...

Well, I thought I might be able to get something original and interesting out of this, but nup... it was not very good and harder than I thought it would be, and in the end I was just fishing for words and so it ended up being ACTUALLY random rather ...