
15 points
Reverse Madlibs by star5, Ink Tea
May 25th, 2006 6:41 PM
Once upon a hippopotamus,
There was a plaid girl who choked all day and night.
More than anything she wanted a San Francisco.
Swiftly, she wished and wished upon a galaxy.
Maybe if she saved all her Sandra The Bar Maid(s), someday her dreams would come true.
Every night, before sleep, she exploded.
But still, when she woke up in the morning she felt fifteen and prickley.
Then one day, an astute quagmire giggled into her room and gave her some advice.
Girlishly, the girl listened.
Find a hell and all your bulbous dreams will come true.
The girl searched and searched all over, but could find nothing but a Swedish demolitions expert.
She decided that would have to do.
She showed her new friend her findings. Together they cuddled off into the sunset.. and lived fiendishly ever after.
The end.
There was a plaid girl who choked all day and night.
More than anything she wanted a San Francisco.
Swiftly, she wished and wished upon a galaxy.
Maybe if she saved all her Sandra The Bar Maid(s), someday her dreams would come true.
Every night, before sleep, she exploded.
But still, when she woke up in the morning she felt fifteen and prickley.
Then one day, an astute quagmire giggled into her room and gave her some advice.
Girlishly, the girl listened.
Find a hell and all your bulbous dreams will come true.
The girl searched and searched all over, but could find nothing but a Swedish demolitions expert.
She decided that would have to do.
She showed her new friend her findings. Together they cuddled off into the sunset.. and lived fiendishly ever after.
The end.