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Sham Wow
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posted by Sham Wow on January 13th, 2009 7:34 AM

"you neanderthal you" said backwards is: you neanderthal you.

posted by Sham Wow on January 13th, 2009 7:00 AM

I'm not sure if you're back in Wasilla yet, or still wandering the halls of the Seattle Airport aimlessly, still seeing the irony of watching the first 5 episodes of Lost before getting on your flight, but I just woke up after sleeping for 21 consecutive hours LOL... and I'm ready to get a jump on this site and one-up you.

I'm going to need some preparation time, wherein I will scan the contents of my 7217 songs on iTunes and decide which one I want to listen to 150 times (this will be how I will 1-up your endeavor).

Right now I'm listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5CRnzZWMQ

But, I don't think I want to sit through this 5:08 long beautiful song 150 times.

I don't even fucking know who Stevie B is? Why did I just put a question mark after that?

Fuck.
You typed so fucking much while listening to Fernando, and I might be almost as pathetic because I read every single word you typed.

Oh well, eventually, you and I will have to start watching The Breakfast Club and memorize it word for word.

I uh... am not really sure what else to say... I'm waiting to talk to you later on the phone whenever you wake up so I can tell you about the adventures I've had over the past 6 days, and also, come to terms with how much of my life I will soon begin wasting on SF0.org.

Thanks for introducing me to this site, you asshole.

posted by Sham Wow on January 19th, 2009 5:55 PM

Dancing play-doh = Phantasmagorical

posted by Sham Wow on January 15th, 2009 7:50 PM

Consider it aimed.

posted by Sham Wow on January 15th, 2009 6:11 PM

lol snow garbage

posted by Sham Wow on January 14th, 2009 1:44 PM

If your boyfriend looked like Mark Wahlberg, I would fuck Tom Cruise.

posted by Sham Wow on January 14th, 2009 1:41 PM

LOL
LOL PACHEESECAKE

posted by Sham Wow on January 13th, 2009 10:56 AM

LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL

I LOOKED AT THIS ALMOST 5 HOURS AGO NOW... AND IT TOOK ME THIS FUCKING LONG TO REALIZE HOW IT WAS A PUN!

LOL
LOL
LOL

posted by Sham Wow on January 13th, 2009 8:28 AM

LOL ORRY WATTS HALF

posted by Sham Wow on January 13th, 2009 7:01 AM

LOL I LOLED SO HARD AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY

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