Sham Wow / Texts
Order by: date ↑ - rating ↑I'm not sure if you're back in Wasilla yet, or still wandering the halls of the Seattle Airport aimlessly, still seeing the irony of watching the first 5 episodes of Lost before getting on your flight, but I just woke up after sleeping for 21 consecutive hours LOL... and I'm ready to get a jump on this site and one-up you.
I'm going to need some preparation time, wherein I will scan the contents of my 7217 songs on iTunes and decide which one I want to listen to 150 times (this will be how I will 1-up your endeavor).
Right now I'm listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5CRnzZWMQ
But, I don't think I want to sit through this 5:08 long beautiful song 150 times.
I don't even fucking know who Stevie B is? Why did I just put a question mark after that?
Fuck.
You typed so fucking much while listening to Fernando, and I might be almost as pathetic because I read every single word you typed.
Oh well, eventually, you and I will have to start watching The Breakfast Club and memorize it word for word.
I uh... am not really sure what else to say... I'm waiting to talk to you later on the phone whenever you wake up so I can tell you about the adventures I've had over the past 6 days, and also, come to terms with how much of my life I will soon begin wasting on SF0.org.
Thanks for introducing me to this site, you asshole.
Dancing play-doh = Phantasmagorical
If your boyfriend looked like Mark Wahlberg, I would fuck Tom Cruise.
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LOL PACHEESECAKE
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I LOOKED AT THIS ALMOST 5 HOURS AGO NOW... AND IT TOOK ME THIS FUCKING LONG TO REALIZE HOW IT WAS A PUN!
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LOL ORRY WATTS HALF
LOL I LOLED SO HARD AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY
"you neanderthal you" said backwards is: you neanderthal you.