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ezra goldman
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Green Eggs & Ham by ezra goldman

July 16th, 2006 12:28 AM

INSTRUCTIONS:
Do you like green eggs and ham?

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?
Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?
Would you, could you, in the rain?
Could you, would you, on a train?
Could you, would you, with a goat?
Would you, could you, on a boat?
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.


Your proof will consist of 1) a complete verse a la Dr. Seuss which recounts your experience eating green eggs and ham in a number of places other than your dining room and 2) relevant photo documentation. You are especially encouraged to explore the relationship between said cuisine and the many realms of Bay Area public transportation.

Nota bene: there are quite a few swine-friendly ham substitutes on the market for vegetarians such as myself, which are just as good as the real thing.

Godspeed.

When I was at Reed College in Portland, OR I created an event that was slated for the night before the first day of classes. We went around the neighborhood and rummaged up dead old fridges, tables, windows, doors, and other kitchen items. Then we set them up on campus to look like a mock kitchen. We made scrambled eggs with green food coloring and served Hamm's beer (local piss beer) and called it "Green Eggs and Hamm's". I don't have any pictures since this was a few years ago now but rumor has it that the tradition has been carried on. That means it must be about 5 years running at this point. That's got to count for something.

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posted by Ink Tea on July 16th, 2006 5:54 AM

C'mon... read the description... I feel like this isn't really fair to those of us who are actually doing the tasks.

our proof will consist of 1) a complete verse a la Dr. Seuss which recounts your experience eating green eggs and ham in a number of places other than your dining room and 2) relevant photo documentation. You are especially encouraged to explore the relationship between said cuisine and the many realms of Bay Area public transportation.

I don't mean ill feelings by responding to your tasks this way, and I don't mean to pick on you either. But you should actually engage in sf0 if you're going to play it.

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posted by r0ck c4ndy on July 16th, 2006 11:57 AM

Seriously. All these tasks you are posting happened in the past, and some of them weren't done properly then. The sf0 police are going to be stopping by I bet...