Tasks
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Hey You Haiku
(5 completed :: 15 in progress)
10 points
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Everybody Loves Puppies!
(1 completed :: 6 in progress)
10 points
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Tramp Bouquet
(3 completed :: 4 in progress)
10 points
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Snowball Fight
(4 in progress)
10 points
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Monument To Honor Victims Of The Crisis
(1 in progress)
15 points
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Energy Bar For The Hungry
(3 completed)
15 points
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Need-To-Have Distribution
(1 completed)
15 points
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Designated Group Membership Or Basis Of Disadvantage
(10 completed :: 1 in progress)
15 points
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Quote Or Scene Performance
(3 completed :: 1 in progress)
15 points
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Personal Ads 1
(14 completed :: 3 in progress)
15 points
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Human Knot
(6 completed :: 3 in progress)
15 points
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Solicitation
15 points
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Generation Gap
(1 completed)
15 points
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Walls That Speak Of Walls
(5 completed :: 1 in progress)
15 points
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Know That You Live By The Grace Of Others
(4 completed :: 1 in progress)
15 points
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You Always Hurt The Ones You Love, But Do You Have To?
(1 completed)
15 points
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Document A Street Dweller
(3 completed)
15 points
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Mix It Up
(2 completed :: 5 in progress)
15 points
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Perform A _____ Deed
(26 completed :: 3 in progress)
15 points
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Go To Church
(2 completed)
15 points
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Musical Care Package
(1 in progress)
15 points
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Food Eating Contest
(3 completed)
15 points
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Reconciliation
15 points
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Noam Chomsky: The Global Crisis
15 points
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The Feast
(2 in progress)
15 points
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Civic Constable
15 points
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Initiate An Intervention
(3 in progress)
15 points
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Stop Crying And Seal
(1 completed)
15 points
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Brush With Reality
(4 completed :: 3 in progress)
15 points
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The Unconventional Letter
15 points
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The Purloined Letter
(11 completed :: 7 in progress)
15 points
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Lie Detector
(3 completed :: 4 in progress)
15 points
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Thumb War
(9 completed :: 4 in progress)
15 points
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Confession
(14 completed :: 1 in progress)
15 points
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Interrogation
(1 completed :: 13 in progress)
15 points
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Off The Top Of My Head...
(5 completed :: 6 in progress)
15 points
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Welcome
(10 completed :: 4 in progress)
15 points
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Suicide!!
(4 completed :: 2 in progress)
15 points
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Stick Figure In Peril
(27 completed :: 9 in progress)
15 points
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Annoyance Theater
(7 completed :: 1 in progress)
15 points
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Darkness
(2 completed :: 4 in progress)
15 points
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Fairy Godmonster
(2 completed)
15 points
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A Strange Kind Of Love
(5 completed :: 6 in progress)
15 points
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D A D A 2
(30 completed :: 13 in progress)
15 points
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Monitor Police Communications.
(5 completed :: 19 in progress)
15 points
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Vote
(15 completed :: 18 in progress)
15 points
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Donation By Other Means
(21 completed :: 24 in progress)
15 points
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The Banality Of Evil
(1 completed :: 3 in progress)
15 points
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Taking Pleasure In Institutional Life
(12 completed :: 16 in progress)
15 points
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Eavesdrop
(18 completed :: 39 in progress)
15 points
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Misdirected Fan Mail
(21 completed :: 37 in progress)
15 points
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The First Amendment
(3 completed :: 12 in progress)
15 points
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Cleaner: Better?
(2 in progress)
20 points
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The Beautiful Letter
(16 completed :: 10 in progress)
20 points
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San Francisco Is Notorious
(5 completed :: 4 in progress)
20 points
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Trash Liberation
(13 completed :: 4 in progress)
20 points
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Pass The Buck
(5 in progress)
20 points
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Greeting Cards
(3 completed :: 1 in progress)
25 points
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Bus Demography
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Unusual Collaboration
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Crisis Subpoena Distribution
25 points
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Enumerate The Perpetrators Of The Crisis
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
25 points
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Diverse City Pays
25 points
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The Mystery Photo
(13 completed :: 4 in progress)
25 points
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Good Swap
(2 completed)
25 points
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Endangered Pedestrians
25 points
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Tiny Surprise Party
25 points
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Personal Ads 4 (Humanitarian Crisis)
25 points
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Please Love Back
(2 completed)
25 points
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Lemonade Stand
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
25 points
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Walk A Dog
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Forge My Correspondence
(2 completed)
25 points
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Reality Postcards Humanitarian Crisis
(2 completed)
25 points
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Perfect Stranger
25 points
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Mic Night
(14 completed)
25 points
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Expose A Fraud
(2 completed :: 2 in progress)
25 points
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Yes Master
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Dogmatics 2 (Humanitarian Crisis): Let Go
25 points
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Citizen's Citation!
25 points
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Ah, Childhood
25 points
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Donate A Banned Book
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Everyone Can Draw
(1 completed :: 4 in progress)
25 points
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Create A Crime Scene
(2 completed :: 7 in progress)
25 points
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Renew A Lost Art
(2 completed :: 3 in progress)
25 points
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Local Network Spy
(1 completed)
25 points
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Shopping Cart Home
25 points
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A Tribute To _____
(2 completed)
25 points
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Thank You The MGMT
(16 completed :: 9 in progress)
25 points
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Dilemmatize Your World
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Make A New Face
(3 completed :: 3 in progress)
25 points
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Out With The Old
(8 completed :: 8 in progress)
25 points
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Mass Panic
(3 in progress)
25 points
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Not Your Mother's Botulism
(4 completed :: 1 in progress)
25 points
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Interpretations
25 points
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I Never Want This Moment To End
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Unpublish A Book
25 points
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Tapes And Tapes
(4 completed :: 4 in progress)
25 points
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You Got To Recognize
(6 completed)
25 points
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Tip The Scales
(3 completed)
25 points
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Usury
25 points
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Manufacture Consent 1
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Fan Letter
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
25 points
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Socratic Methodology
(3 in progress)
25 points
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Find Jesus
(10 completed :: 3 in progress)
25 points
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Prolific Paranoia
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
25 points
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Formal Introduction
(2 in progress)
25 points
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Stranger Kites
(2 in progress)
25 points
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Something Very Bad
25 points
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As Low As You Can Go
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
25 points
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Drive-By Photography
(9 completed :: 3 in progress)
25 points
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A Poet Who Doesn't Know It
25 points
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Why Does It Always Rain On Me?
(1 completed)
25 points
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FlushMob
(1 completed)
25 points
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Trick Or Treat!
(1 completed :: 2 in progress)
25 points
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Why Shakespeare, May I Borrow That Pen?
(3 completed)
25 points
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T'is Better To Give...
25 points
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Hire A Vet
25 points
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The Lower Haight's Deadliest Assassin
25 points
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Home Made Holy Cards
25 points
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Humanitarian Catharsis
(1 completed)
25 points
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Museums 'Я' Fun
(2 completed)
25 points
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The Rage Virus
25 points
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Stranger In A Strange Land
(1 completed :: 2 in progress)
25 points
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Fool For Love
25 points
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Induce Paranoia
(7 completed :: 20 in progress)
25 points
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Alternate Begging
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Filibusteros (Freebooters)
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Take Care(free)
(1 in progress)
25 points
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Point Of View
(3 completed :: 6 in progress)
25 points
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Explain How Goods Are Owned By Humanity In A Time Of Crisis Such As This
(1 completed)
30 points
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SF Quilt Coalition
(2 in progress)
30 points
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The Dead Drop
(5 completed :: 2 in progress)
30 points
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YouTube And The Revolution
(1 in progress)
30 points
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Movin' On
35 points
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It's Not Paranoia If It's Real
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
35 points
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The Pleasure Is Mine!
(1 in progress)
35 points
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Let Someone Else Plan Your Day Day!
(2 completed :: 12 in progress)
35 points
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Personalized Aid
(1 in progress)
40 points
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Gain Support For Humanitarian Aid
(1 completed)
40 points
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Le Papier Bleu Et Le Poulet
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
40 points
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Eye Contact
40 points
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Miracles Abound
(1 completed :: 5 in progress)
40 points
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Peacekeeping Uniform Creation
(4 completed)
45 points
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Blindfolded Bus Experience
(1 completed :: 3 in progress)
45 points
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Housing Reconnaisance
(2 in progress)
45 points
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Give A Man A Fish
45 points
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Create A Religion
45 points
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If You Don't Cry It Isn't Love
45 points
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Testing And Advising The Population
45 points
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Flattery Brigade
(1 completed :: 3 in progress)
45 points
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Public Piano
(1 completed)
45 points
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Rabid Lucidity
(1 completed)
45 points
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Give/Take
45 points
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Sidewalk Detournement
45 points
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Identity Protection
(2 completed)
45 points
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Buried Provisions
45 points
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Free Samples
45 points
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Street Karaoke
45 points
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Object Of My Affection
(4 completed)
45 points
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Stage A Protest!
(2 in progress)
45 points
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Dumpster Dive Meal
(1 completed)
45 points
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The Space Envelope Question
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Excuse Me, I'm On The Phone
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Reflection Conversion Rate
45 points
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Public Service Announcement
(1 completed)
45 points
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Self Fufilling Prophecy And The Fated Five Of Clubs
(2 in progress)
45 points
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Advertise Honesty
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Alleviate Genuine Humiliation Experienced Through The Crisis
45 points
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Crossdress For Success
45 points
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A Most Dangerous Game
45 points
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Snakes On A Plane
45 points
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The Genealogy Of Place
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Lead A Walking Tour
45 points
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I Have You In My Clutches
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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New Nostalgia - Part 1: Paper To Digital
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Broke In Bizzaro World
(1 completed)
45 points
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Recover The Maltese Falcon.
45 points
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Trial
45 points
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Tattoo Stories
(1 completed)
45 points
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Public Detective
(1 completed)
45 points
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The Welcoming Party
(1 completed)
45 points
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Bathtub Gin Part 2
45 points
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The Takedown
(1 in progress)
45 points
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It's Just A Game......of A Game.
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Parfum De L'amitié
45 points
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Confession 2
45 points
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Subjectify An Object
(3 completed :: 5 in progress)
45 points
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Rule Of Thumb
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Lucid Dreaming 2: Humanitarian Crisis
45 points
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Tourist Attraction
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Recommender
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Escalator Enlightenment
(1 in progress)
45 points
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What Is Futility?
45 points
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Manufacture Consent 2
45 points
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Stick It To The Man
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Sign This!
45 points
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Exavior, That Handsome Devil...
45 points
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The Public Easel
(6 completed)
45 points
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Abstinence Is Your Best Defense!
45 points
Carry around with you and care for a breakable, perishable object for a week to learn a valuable lesson about chastity.
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Reclaim The Urban Playground
(2 completed :: 3 in progress)
45 points
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So Good You Could Eat It
(5 completed)
45 points
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Homeless Examination
45 points
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Take It To The Steps Of City Hall
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Autograph Book
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Transit Evangelicals
45 points
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Like Yawning
(3 in progress)
45 points
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More Like You
45 points
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Bob Realised That Jane Was Really Going For It With Her Task Completions
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Telemarketing
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Finding Judas
(2 completed)
45 points
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Here To Help
45 points
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Protest Art
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Alternative Cartography
(2 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Ironing Iron With The Iron Horse
(5 completed :: 2 in progress)
45 points
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Bystander Effect
(1 completed)
45 points
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... You're Not Paying Attention!
(1 completed)
45 points
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So, So Fragile.
(6 in progress)
45 points
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Fashionista
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
45 points
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Chop That Tree!
45 points
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Secrecy
(7 completed)
45 points
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Like Cindy Sherman
(1 in progress)
45 points
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Space Odyssey: 2001
45 points
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L'esprit D'escalier
45 points
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Your Papers, Please.
45 points
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The Exquisite Proposition
(1 completed :: 2 in progress)
45 points
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Political Praxis
(1 completed :: 4 in progress)
45 points
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_____ Drill
(3 in progress)
45 points
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Split Text
(7 completed :: 5 in progress)
50 points
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You're Qualified
(2 in progress)
50 points
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Share The Suds
(1 completed :: 2 in progress)
50 points
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The Architect And The Urchin
(7 completed :: 7 in progress)
50 points
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The Player Commodity
(1 completed)
55 points
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File Something Official
55 points
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Cracks In The Sidewalk
55 points
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Self-Negation Protocols/Administering Dissolution
(6 in progress)
55 points
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Tourist Dinner
70 points
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Blind Date/Faith Streaking
74 points
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Help At Work
(1 in progress)
75 points
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Foreign Language Day
(5 completed :: 1 in progress)
75 points
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Hiding And Seeking
(3 in progress)
75 points
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Double Negative Date
75 points
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Customer Service
75 points
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Strength In Numbers
(1 in progress)
75 points
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The Negatives
75 points
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Armed Forces
75 points
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Catsophrenia
75 points
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Food And Medicine From Waste And Ruin
(1 completed)
75 points
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Such Thing As A Free Lunch
75 points
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Get Published
75 points
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Corporate Makeover
(1 completed)
75 points
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I Am Spartacus
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
75 points
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Street Vendor Campaign
75 points
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Neuroscience
(2 completed)
75 points
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Multi-Species Intelligence Quota
75 points
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Darmok
75 points
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Public Records
(1 in progress)
75 points
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Everything That Exists Is On The Internet (6 completed) (1 in progress)
75 points
Find something that exists that is not on the internet. Try to maintain it in that state.
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Exquisite Differences
75 points
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Animal, Vegetable, Miracle
75 points
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Flash Mob
(3 completed)
75 points
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Pavlov It!
(3 in progress)
75 points
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Urban Altar II: Theurgy
(1 completed)
75 points
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Gift Package For The Department Of Homeland Security
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
75 points
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Unorthodox Caroling
(2 completed :: 2 in progress)
75 points
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Purple Monkey Dishwaser
(3 completed :: 1 in progress)
75 points
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Subsistance Farming
(2 in progress)
75 points
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Do You Trust Me? (Part 2)
75 points
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Tehching Hsieh (three Of Five)
(1 completed)
75 points
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I'd Like To Thank You All For Attending...
(1 completed)
75 points
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Anarcho-primitivist
75 points
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Polyphasic Sleep
(2 completed)
75 points
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Human Chess
(1 completed)
75 points
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Anthropologist From Mars
(1 completed)
75 points
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Posters Of The Poster-remover
75 points
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The Count Of Corporate Grievances
(6 in progress)
75 points
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Listserve
(7 in progress)
75 points
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Dream Dream Dream
(1 completed :: 6 in progress)
75 points
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Reverse Anthropology
(1 completed :: 7 in progress)
75 points
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Potlatch
(2 completed :: 5 in progress)
75 points
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Animal Camera Installation
77 points
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Orthodox Bath
77 points
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Reverse Aid Packet Distribution From A Moving Vehicle (1 completed) (1 in progress)
80 points
Create two separate aid packages for two different neighborhoods. Submit a detailed list of what is in each aid package (and why if you desire). Put each aid package together and drop it off in the other neighborhood from the fastest moving vehicle to which you have access.
Example:
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Personal Police Database
(1 in progress)
85 points
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Counter Attack
(1 completed :: 5 in progress)
100 points
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Find Shelter In Enemy Territory
(1 completed :: 3 in progress)
125 points
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Make Bail
125 points
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Emulate The Federal Government
(1 completed :: 2 in progress)
125 points
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Days Of Silence
(1 completed)
125 points
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Holiday
(2 completed :: 2 in progress)
125 points
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SFZero Artcar
125 points
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4'33
(1 completed)
125 points
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Declaration Of War
(2 completed)
125 points
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CharityCab
125 points
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The Bureau Of Fun
(1 completed :: 8 in progress)
125 points
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The Citizen's Arrest
(1 in progress)
125 points
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Pyramid Scheme (3 in progress)
125 points
Invent and implement a pyramid scheme. Warning: this may be illegal.
Don't Use it to bilk the elderly out of something.
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Teach A Man To Fish
250 points
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Pot Of Gold
250 points
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The Power Outage
(1 completed :: 1 in progress)
250 points
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Better Than Human (1 in progress)
250 points
Create a robot that can replace a person in your life.
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Multilateral Slee[x]perimentation Research Team (2 in progress)
250 points
You and your fellow researchers have been selected to participate in the prestigious Multilateral Slee[x]perimentation Research Team.
As part of The Drive to build a better Bureaucracy of Desire, your Slee[x]perimentation research task is to poke, prod, and perform experiments on sleeping subjects in order to infiltrate and influence their dreams. As a multilateral task, the research performed as a team should further the goals of sf0.org while reflecting the problems and goals of sf0 group affiliation (Biome, Humanitarian Crisis, etc.) of each individual researcher.
Think of your experiment as the insertion of an external stimulus into a pre-existing, homeostatic, system of desire that has the potential to be infiltrated and controlled. You may use all manner of stimuli (visual, auditory, olfactory, psychical, etc.) to influence the dreams (desires) of your sleeping subjects. The experiments performed should be gentle enough for subjects to remain in a sleeping state, however, provoking subjects to sleep talk or engage in a ‘sleepversation’ with the researchers may prove extraordinarily useful.
To get Score, your team must:
1. Create a rockstar research team consisting of at least one member from each sf0 group (BARTpa, Humanitarian Crisis, etc).
2. Receive consent from your research subjects (bureaucracy).
3. Devise questions and experiments that reflect the problems and goals of each affiliated group (desire).
4. Utilize qualitative and quantitative methods to test the influence of your experiments on the research participants and their dreams (trajectory).
5. Document your process, submit your results, and defend your data (praxis).
May your Drives be the guardians of your Score.
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Ingenuity And Loathing In The Field Of Urban Roller Coaster Design (2 in progress)
250 points
Design and construct an urban roller coaster
OR
Sabotage your rival roller coaster designer's roller coaster.
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Corner A Market
(3 in progress)
250 points
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Trajectory Of Desire
(4 completed)
400 points
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Total Recall
(2 in progress)
400 points