Tasks / Do It With Lava
Destroy an SF0 artifact in lava.
1 to 100 players
15 points
Level 1
In the zone of: Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts
Created by Kyle Hamilton
0 completed :: 4 in progress
Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
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There's a bandanna somewhere out there that I might like back...
What qualifies as one?
Anything used in a task?
Because you could just do a task then drop the remnants in Lava.....
My artifact of choice was the tree granted to me by ClownFace's Supervote.
I feel it solidifies his joining and the mutual trust between C.L.O.W.N.S. It was important, and now is just a fantastic target. Upon taking this challenge to complete all of the mentioned "Destroy" tasks I did not actually read them all, and scoffed at the idea of finding lava. Remembering (and confirming in a dictionary) that lava is also the name for the solidified form of molten rock from the Earth's core, and remembering I live on a foreclosed golf course, I knew finding lava stone around the abandoned and decaying country club would not be hard. I set out in the dead of night to steal lava stone from no one in particular and giggled at the idea of stoning a tiny pipe cleaner tree to death. I did not yet know precisely how I would destroy the artifact, but I knew it would get done.
I abruptly remembered that I would feel rather sour stealing during Yule, so I purchased a whole bag of lava stone the normal, boring way. At first I tried to throw rocks at the pipe cleaner tree and that failed miserably. I shook a box full of stone and pip cleaner to similar results.
Eventually I pulled the stubborn pipe cleaner apart with the stones and buried it for good measure.
Using real molten lava would have required combustion, and been rather difficult. Also, I now have a large bucket of lava in my garage. Utility!
(Part I)
(Part II) <(You are here)
(Part III)
(Part IV)
(Part V)
I can't wait to see this happen.