Tasks / Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Curtain!
Prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that a player is a sock puppet, and not an Authenticated Human Being.
Completing this task with this player or any of these = FAILURE. Use them and get the Big Red X.
25 points suggested
1 to 5 players
0 points
Level 0
In the zone of: Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts
Created by Lank
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Interested in collaborating on this: (no one yet!)
this task is pretired
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If this is a lie... fuck you.
If this is truth... fuck you.
My mind is spinning: only three people in that Porthsmouth Sinfonia photo, so no JJason?
How many ARE you?
edit:And Doktor Harmon is not collaborated in the drinking MN party. It was there all along. Whooosh.
Actually, it's more of a Tyler Durden thing.
Not LP too, are you?!
No.
Spartacus, on the other hand, is one of my sock puppets.
Spartacus is one of my sock puppets!
Spartacus is one of my sock puppets!
Sockpuppeteers parade! Three ring circus! We are all the product of someone´s deranged imagination. I´m totally unprovable too. I am Hal9000, and my mind is fading, I can feel it.
>Not LP too, are you?!
Actually, just the opposite - Doktor Harmon is LP's sockpuppet. Of course Mr. Potato is merely a sock puppet of JTony, who is a transparent sock puppet of Rongo Rongo.
There are actually only five real players on SF0 (other than you, of course): Sean Mahan, GY0 Daryll, Ink Tea, Anna One, and the Mayor of Claycord. Everyone else is a sockpuppets, hired actors, or automated bots.
Fun Fact: Lincoln isn't a sockpuppet, but he doesn't count because he's actually Someone travelling back in time
That'd be funny if it weren't true.
The gummies are struggling to understand this thread. Are you saying that the gummies are sock puppets??
Dear Susy,
This is probably a good time to come clean. I'm afraid what JJason says is true. It has been an adventure, attempting to task and comment as other people.
Take Burn Unit, for example. The comments are easy, but to really sell the character you need a face before the camera. Every month or so I borrow the neighbor's kids and drive over to the group home to film a task. Uncle Jonny doesn't understand what it's all about, but that's nothing new. He has always loved children, and he enjoys the opportunity to "act smart" in front of the camera. I think it reminds him of the old days, when we were teenagers and I used to prepare scripts for him to read in school. Our teachers never caught on. If it weren't for that silent alarm in the bank and those pesky expert witnesses, I doubt anyone would have found out about our little partnership. These days, the stakes are much lower, but successful deception can thrill just the same.
Love,
Inky
Hired actors.
Not much dignity, but Its a living...
I knew that no one had seen Anna and Lincoln at the same time. OK, OK, yes, at least Inky: somebody had to be in Minnesota, there is no way to fake all that snow! No Great Yarmouth, no! The podcast! That´s evidence, right? Um, aargh...
The entire Great Yarmouth crew is a creation of Anna One trying to outflank Sean Mahan's creation of Charlie Fish. Which indirectly lead to Daryl joining of course - which in turn lead to Rongo Rongo and the Humanitarian Crisis.
Re: Gummies - according to the most recent charts, you are socket puppets of the SF0 Deamon, who is a sock puppet of Lowtek, who is a FBI COINTELPRO program gone horribly wrong.
Evidence of GY0 Daryl, sure.
He's a fine voice actor, by the way - what, you thought those guests were real?
Sock Puppets resent their exclusion from this task.
Sock puppets are certainly welcome to complete the task too.
Complete task, yes. Get points, no.
Instructions:
"Completing this task with this player = FAILURE. Use them and get the Big Red X."
Sock Puppets are "this player."
Big Red X .... DO NOT WANT.
Nah, that just means you can't get points simply by admitting you're a sock puppet.
Sock Puppets thank you for clarifying on this issue.
(They do not do tasks, but they like to know that they *could* if they wanted to.)
Wait… so proving that I am a sockpuppet is off limits?
What about proving that I am a sockpuppet?
I'm not really a sock puppet!
I exist… at least as much as Eleanorest does.
ve veell coot zee fece-a ooff vhumsuefer mekes-a me intungeeble. und i veell coot zee fece ooff yuoor muzeer tuu!
oh, i assure you i am an authenticated being... just let me go sit in my safety cubard till my long lost brother returns from the great war
Spartacus resents his inclusion in this task.
AND WHAT ABOUT
MARGIN BLANKS. WHAT
DID HE EVER DO TO
YOU
I know, right? It's not like he ever did anything to you.
So, would coming clean about one of mine be an acceptable completion?