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An excellent idea.
The panels you need to jump on will be some hyper-durable material that can float.
The panels will be floating not on, water, but acid, and not just acid, FLAMING ACID!!!!
(We'll probably put gasoline on the acid and set it on fire)
That's how you play Extreme hopscotch.
And the pools of flaming acid will have flame retardant and acid retardant sharks and octopuses, who will be armed to the teeth with their teeth (only the sharks) and numerous dodgeballs.
Not only that, but if your foot stays on a panel for more than 3 seconds, holes upen up in the panel and spikes shoot up. So when you're bending over to pick up the stone/marker (actually a grenade with a "stop" button you can push once you get to it... assuming you can pick it up in time) do it fast!
Oh, and you have to do the whole thing wearing headphones playing "The Best of Air Supply".
Now THAT'S how you play Extreme Hopscotch!
But your forgetting the gigantic spiked wrecking ball, the irritateing potato guns that bystanders shoot at you, the loud playing of "Hollaback Girl", which you can simaltaniously hear while "The best of air supply" plays because it's so darn loud. You are also forgetting the fact that you have to play it with oven mitts on, as well as a suit of extremely heavy cinderblock, and you're blindfolded.
That's how you play eXtreme hopscotch.
While you're playing horrible music add "Soulja Boy"
No one classifies that as either music or pleasant.
The room should also slowly fill up with cyanide gas.
The sharks and octopuses (or octopi, whatever) will have been given an immunity shot.
The Hopscotch Over-viewing Parliament (HOP) is still debating what "Extreme Hopscotch should be defined as.
Further debating shall take place, we shall eventually come to an official decision.
A definition shall be compromised of all of our ideas.
(By the way, we're HOP)
Anybody want to write a rulebook/program a flash game?
I claim chair of the Hopscotch Over-viewing Parliament Sub Committee On Ties, Colors, and Happenings.
I can write actionscript ;)
I'll need an artist though...
I'm here.
We could also do a board game.
Had a little play around, just a quick engine but you get the jist of it.
http://www.frozenhaddock.co.uk/tom/extremehopscotch.swf
oh yeah, left+right is Space to move forward.
Cool. Needs work but so far it's a great start.
You know, I think that this might work even better as a boardgame, with multiple people on the hopscotch board, and cards to activate the traps. I think there is even a task for making a board game.
I challenge SF0 to an eXtreme hopscotch challenge, to be played one an eXtreme hopscotch thingy