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To my mind, there is no greater gift in life than a beautiful singing voice. Alas, I was given only a passable voice. Thus, in the pursuit of musical beauty, I have always relied on the use of musical instruments instead, as I will for this task. ...
Approximately 4 months ago I got epically smashed at Captain Canary's going away party. The highlight (which I was told about later having blacked out and forgotten) was when I knocked over a table with a couple dozen glasses on it and they all brok...
Call me D. I came from work with 7 souls, Jesus, and some snacks in a bag. Arrived, courtesy of Muni, half an hour late. They were out of waivers, but I had waited too long for this night to give up so easily. Luckily, in my pocket I had one of t...
Being a Literature Lover and interested in all things Poe, I was excited to complete this task. Problem is, I couldn't think of a good way to prax this praxis. It just so happened that I accidentally found a way to do this today. I was at work, whe...
If life was a candy bar its slogan would be: "Life- it's fucking crazy." I don't know why this didn't make it onto the cereal box. I had just finished work. And was left with 4 hours. I started heading to the corner of 16th and Mission, where I in...
After assembling a long list of possible acronyms, we settled on two. H.P. assisted me ( PoisonLake ) with the sign making portion, mostly by roosting atop the poster board. Armed with a cardboard squid we journeyed out into the near-frosty Portlan...
First off let me say NEVER never NEVER do what I am about to describe. Secondly, this task contains elements of Trespassing, The High-Speed Transit Picnic, and even The Pilgrim's Progress. But it is not filed under any of those. This is a task I k...
About three months ago I decided to buy a bike. I bought it new, very certain of what I wanted. It wouldn't have to go very fast, just be comfortable for my twice daily trips between the Outer Sunset and Portrero Hill. And have a luggage rack beca...
I have many scars. One halfway up my upper arm from playing soccer with too much passion and momentum in a field surrounded by barbed wire. One on my right index finger when the thought of losing months of writing lead to a desperate and poorly tho...
The day started when my alarm went off two hours before I would have to be at work. So my first step was to call in sick. 5 hours later I actually woke up. I started my day as irresponsibly as possible, reviving my old computer game habit. Downlo...