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Document A Deconstruction by Cunning Linguist
June 6th, 2006 2:01 AM
The second law of thermodynamics states that any closed system will always tend towards maximum entropy. This burrito, constructed minutes prior, is fated in part by the system to which it belongs to, to be destroyed... deconstructed... reduced to a state of "inert uniformity" (a nobel gas perhaps?)
I was lucky enough to also be able to document the demise of this burrito. The catalyst? A large, hungry white man. I don't think he even stopped to take a breath. It was about the size of his head, too. I was amazed.
I was lucky enough to also be able to document the demise of this burrito. The catalyst? A large, hungry white man. I don't think he even stopped to take a breath. It was about the size of his head, too. I was amazed.
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posted by mock piratey turtle on June 6th, 2006 2:13 AM
and i just want to say, i'm glad i'm not the only nut on here at 2am on a monday...
posted by Cunning Linguist on June 6th, 2006 11:20 AM
I'll go with 'efficiently skimpy'. And since you're keeping count, it's technically four tasks for the price of one burrito.
three tasks for the price of one burrito! skimpy, or efficent?