I AM THE LEFTOVERS CRAB!

I AM HEWN FROM THE REMAINS OF MANY MEALS!
WHAT YOU GAZE UPON NOW IS THE INEVITABLE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR PUNY RACE!
SOON, THE THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF WARSHIPS OF THE LEFTOVERS ARMADA WILL ARRIVE AND ENSLAVE YOU ALL!
MY SHELL IS MADE OF THE TOUGHEST OF STALE BREAD, MY EYES ARE MADE OF ZUCCHINI (the evilest of foods!) AND MY TEETH/FEELERS ARE MADE OF OLD SHRIMP TAILS!

I AM THE VANGUARD OF YOUR DOOM!
FEAR ME!