Okay, so currently, I work part time at this gas station at my home town. It's next to like four or five bars within five blocks of the gas station. Anyway, third shift is pretty crazy, especially on a saturday night when the weather gets warmer. The people that came in that night were no less than crazy.
1. One person who appeared to be on crack wanted to use the bathroom.
2. Two drunk girls "had" to tell me they just made out because they were shit faced. Both were supposedly heterosexual.
3. A woman who was giving a random guy a ride home was standing at the counter. From outside, a woman (who was low class, in my opinion) was saying that the random guy (we'll call him Joe Drunk, counter woman is "Mary Bi-stander", and the low class woman is "Baby's mama") was hitting on her (Baby's mama) in the parking lot. She told Mary Bi-stander that it was weird because Baby's mama baby's daddy was putting gas in the car. But, Baby's mama didn't care if Joe Drunk hit on her, just not in front of Baby's daddy. Mary Bi-stander listened to Baby's mama then rant for five minutes about how Baby's daddy fucked every girl on the block and how his "little bitch" was trying to live with them. But, it was cool if Mary bi-stander gave Joe Drunk her phone number, and then she wrote it down on a slip of paper. She finished out the conversation by saying that Baby's daddy does whatever she wants because she's his baby's mama.