I am a nerd.

I went to UCSF for one, and only one, graduate computer science class. The lady teaching thought she knew how computer memory worked. I corrected her. She corrected me. I let it go. Then she began to explain how supercomputers worked. I again corrected her. She corrected me. I explained to her how I designed what she was supposedly teaching and asked her to take a good long look at the name in the book and see if it looked anything like mine.

Of course it did not. But still, she had it wrong, man.