I was going to a job interview, and stopped in a deli for a drink. The line was long, but I didn't want a sandwich, I just wanted to get in the cooler and get out. While waiting for someone who was in the cooler to get out of my way I was shoved -- hard -- by a small asian woman who thought I was cutting the sandwich line ahead of her. She had to have beeen 70 years old. She stepped up defiantly and tried to stare me down. I held eye contact, reached behind her, got my diet snapple and walked back up to the front of the deli to pay and couldn't help but laugh. It was awesome.