I work by a postal distribution center...so needless to say there are alot of potential mailmen around to distract...
I sat outside the office waiting for a good potential mail carrier...
soon there was a big mail truck about to leave the garage and another park against the curb...so I decided I should stop and distract one of those...so I went and ate my lunch blocking the truck...I offered them some chips and asked if they could help me decipher the contents of my sandwich, as I thought lettuce was evil...which seemed to amuse them greatly...
eventually I let them get back up in the cab of the truck and drive away...with that...I quickly took out my phone and snapped a picture and the now delayed postman pulling out onto the street...