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Dream Resume by Alex Peterson
January 25th, 2007 6:30 PM
This one is pretty funny.
Resume Title: Edit
Apprentice Sorceror Resume ID: 111030538
Resume Status Edit
Private - This resume is not searchable by employers.
Contact Info Edit
Alex peterson
841 N Fordham
Clovis, California 93611
US E sharkonfire@hotmail.com
P 5594716482
Objective Add
Work Experience Edit BACK TO TOP
Dates Employed Job Title Company
7/1923 - Present Assistant to Professor Toddwinkle Morgrave University
Sharn/Breland
I have had to undergo the troubles of many an experiment gone awry, from fighting off dinosaurs, to banishing a fire elemental that escaped from its arcane matrix. It has granted me experience in magic over the years, though unfortunately at the cost of a few fingers and half an eyebrow. I have found reports that the Professor has been killed on an expedition to Xen'Drik, so I must now find new work.
Education Edit BACK TO TOP
Dates Attended School Degree Location
7/1920 - 5/1927 Morgrave University Associate Degree
Sharn - Breland - US
Affiliations Add BACK TO TOP
Skills Edit BACK TO TOP
Skill Name Skill Level Last Used/Experience
Concentration Intermediate Currently used / 22 years
Jump Beginner Never / 99 years
Necromancy Expert Currently used / 88 years
Running like hell Expert Currently used / 99 years
Languages Edit BACK TO TOP
Languages Proficiency Level
English Fluent - Full Knowledge
Gujarati Conversational - Limited
Japanese Fluent - Full Knowledge
Assyrian Fluent - Full Knowledge
Tok Pisin Basic - Familiar
References Add BACK TO TOP
Additional Info Add BACK TO TOP
Career Info Edit BACK TO TOP
Current Career Level:
Student (High School)
Years of relevant work experience:
1+ to 2 Years
Military Service:
No
Active Security Clearance:
No
Target Job Edit BACK TO TOP
Work Status: US - I am authorized to work in this country for any employer.
Desired Type: Temporary/Contract/Project
Desired Status: Full-time
Desired Salary: 400.00 THB Per Hour
Job Titles: BSPHDCEOMD, DDSMUFHGRET
Categories: Human Resources/Recruiting, Government and Policy, Military, Research & Development
Industries: Oil/Gas/Mining, Chemical/Oil/Coal, Manufacturing- Other
Locations: US-California-Central Valley
Willing to relocate: Yes
Willing to travel: Up to 100%
Resume Title: Edit
Apprentice Sorceror Resume ID: 111030538
Resume Status Edit
Private - This resume is not searchable by employers.
Contact Info Edit
Alex peterson
841 N Fordham
Clovis, California 93611
US E sharkonfire@hotmail.com
P 5594716482
Objective Add
Work Experience Edit BACK TO TOP
Dates Employed Job Title Company
7/1923 - Present Assistant to Professor Toddwinkle Morgrave University
Sharn/Breland
I have had to undergo the troubles of many an experiment gone awry, from fighting off dinosaurs, to banishing a fire elemental that escaped from its arcane matrix. It has granted me experience in magic over the years, though unfortunately at the cost of a few fingers and half an eyebrow. I have found reports that the Professor has been killed on an expedition to Xen'Drik, so I must now find new work.
Education Edit BACK TO TOP
Dates Attended School Degree Location
7/1920 - 5/1927 Morgrave University Associate Degree
Sharn - Breland - US
Affiliations Add BACK TO TOP
Skills Edit BACK TO TOP
Skill Name Skill Level Last Used/Experience
Concentration Intermediate Currently used / 22 years
Jump Beginner Never / 99 years
Necromancy Expert Currently used / 88 years
Running like hell Expert Currently used / 99 years
Languages Edit BACK TO TOP
Languages Proficiency Level
English Fluent - Full Knowledge
Gujarati Conversational - Limited
Japanese Fluent - Full Knowledge
Assyrian Fluent - Full Knowledge
Tok Pisin Basic - Familiar
References Add BACK TO TOP
Additional Info Add BACK TO TOP
Career Info Edit BACK TO TOP
Current Career Level:
Student (High School)
Years of relevant work experience:
1+ to 2 Years
Military Service:
No
Active Security Clearance:
No
Target Job Edit BACK TO TOP
Work Status: US - I am authorized to work in this country for any employer.
Desired Type: Temporary/Contract/Project
Desired Status: Full-time
Desired Salary: 400.00 THB Per Hour
Job Titles: BSPHDCEOMD, DDSMUFHGRET
Categories: Human Resources/Recruiting, Government and Policy, Military, Research & Development
Industries: Oil/Gas/Mining, Chemical/Oil/Coal, Manufacturing- Other
Locations: US-California-Central Valley
Willing to relocate: Yes
Willing to travel: Up to 100%
"not searchable by employers"? How are you going to get any responses? :)