My crazy boyfriend is always making up fake "how we met stories" and telling them at parties. Now he can say we met doing a SF0 task!

Here are two of his past fibs:

"At a Star Trek convention. I was dressed in my Captain Sulu costume and she was in her Starfleet Academy uniform. I suggested we tour the Enterprise together and there we started talking about our love of Babylon 5 and learned that we both had crushes on J. Michael Straczynski. Now we have a two bedroom, one and a half bath condo with two spaces in a carport, and the second bedroom is a shrine to JMS. This means I had to move my Star Wars action figure collection and Ewok village into the living room and tolerate guests trying to fondle my wookie, it's amazing what a man will do for love of B5."

"I was at a sex party, and sadly, my date didn't show up, so I was left without a partner for the Great Pussy Eating Contest. Then I saw her standing alone. It turns out she wanted to enter the contest, and her partner hadn't shown up yet either, so we went for it. We won the contest... I made her come in under 30 seconds, and we took home the grand prize, a magnificent 12-inch dildo. We celebrated by having sex again on Baker Beach on the way home while a large crowd watched and cheered. There was a guy with a video camera, and we worked out a deal to start a porn studio together... and pretty soon our feature film Presidio Girls Gone Wild debuted at #1 on the adult film charts. We retired to a private house on a small island in Bermuda, but we still jet out to our old stomping grounds, the bay area, from time to time, when there's a really good party."

He now calls me from work in the middle of the day strategizing how to get a flag on Sutro Tower. SF0 has revitalized our relationship. I recommend SF0 for all couples in therapy.