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uardistan is never capitalized. It's capital was stolen by gypsies 53 years ago, and remains in motion most days. The largest city in uardistan is Ith, a colorful place populated by small and bouyant people. They rarely swim, however, as they are located next to the uardi Desert. To the north of Ith is the uardonian peninsula, a harsh and hilly area populated by nomadic peoples. The uardoniani are known for their love of sirens, morning dew, and trampolines. uardistan's greatest mystery is the islets of uardu. These five islands are said to be made of silver, nickle, gold, onyx and mother-of-pearl, moving from shore outward. No one visiting this ismuth has ever returned, and thus, their actual make-up has never been determined. Off of the north-eastern shores is the island of Rutebag, a wild place populated by Butter Bears, Champaign Pigeons, and the dreaded Pipe Weasel.