Missive From Strangers From Friends by Water Dragon
October 28th, 2006 5:46 AM- My Mom and Step Father
- My Dad and Step Mother
- My brother and his wife
- My girl friend
- My girlfriends parents
Here is a shot of the postcards as prepared:
I then took them to a bar as part of the Mad Hatter Night I arranged to do the Fun Hats task.
While we were at a bar I saw a group of six attractive young girls so I told them I wanted to send some postcards but didn't know what to write! They were thrilled at the prospect and snatched them out of my hands and started writing away.
It turns out they were visiting from Ireland and were quite drunk and stoned so they wrote some interesting things.
They wrote:
- To my Mom: Mello, How are ya? So fucked in amsterdam, I had to get a grap of random Irish Girls to write my postcards!!! Ground control to major tom!!! Guuoddd Luck!! {heart}the Girls from wexfeed!!!!
- To my Dad: Hi, Meet these hot girls from Ireland, I mean these were the Hottest Girls we ever seen, they showed us such a good time we will never forget these hot, sexy, dirty, stonded girls. They were seomthing else. My Lord. Good Stuggman Later Dudes. Hot Stuff.
- To my brother: Hi De Ho ITS FUCKW CRAIG HEER IF YAR AROUND COME 2 IRELAND IN WEXORD {phone number} Woo hoo
- To my girlfriend: Conås Atå Tü? (How are you?) Havin' a blast in the Dam! "I think were in BAT country!!?" Love ye Lots! Skan an Cailini, Eirenach! (Goodbye the Irish Girls) XXXX
- To my girlfriends parents: Alrile, Im in the tatters. Oh Fuck, net these girls from Iresland Rite Crack, love you lots like jelly shots but not as much as vodka shots. Love Niaml Nicol Sandre Tracey Clare
I will update the task when and if I get responses from the folks who are getting the letters.
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I especially enjoy the parts written in Irish, and the Irish slang.
Are you sure it says"ITS FUCKW CRAIG HEER"? I ask because "craic" is Irish slang for fun/good times and such. It would also make sense if it said "ITS FUCKW CRAIC HEER," and a C can easilly look like a G when written by a drunk person. At least, I think that makes sense.
In retrospect I should have chosen a better combination of people to write and people to get them. I hope that the recipients manage to find the task and get the humor in it and are not offended by the language in the cards.
Having sent them I can't confirm if the craig is in fact craic but I suspect you may be right. I also have been thinking that the FUCKW might have been FUCKIN badly written. The girls were quite trashed. I did give them player cards so they might stumble here when they get back to Ireland. If they do I hope they sign up for SF0 and comment here and join in the SF0 fun!
Oh and I should have mentioned that the "Ground control to major Tom!!!!" is in there because that's what the band was playing.
Ahaha they were wasted :-) Cool that they were so enthusiastic about your project though!
"love you lots like jello shots, but not as much as vodka shots" - a beautiful message. i love it!