25 points
Contents of a Character's Wallet by Water Dragon
July 23rd, 2006 12:00 AM
I really needed to clean out my wallet but I discovered exactly how much I needed to do so when I did this task.
So I will start with details of what are in the photo and then explain what I think people would think of me based on these contents and then address the final question of what to add to enunciate the truth about me in this plane of existence.
1) My coin purse
2) My Wallet
3) A photo of Amma
4) Get out of Hell Free Card
5) Mantra from Amma. (No I'm not going to tell you what it is.)
6) Stevia Packet
7) Various cards for things related to being a student in Amsterdam. From top to bottom:
Cafe Uilenstede discount off dinner coupon
Fimhuis Griffioen movie watcher card
Book Chicago comedy club card.
Student ID card.
Storm (a student group) membership card.
Copy card.
8) Credit and Debit Cards, 7 in all including:
9) ID Cards including from top to bottom:
10) Various other cards including from top to bottom
11) Receipts from US stores and banks.
12) Receipts from Amsterdam stores and banks including three used train tickets to and from the airport.
13) A receipt from my trip to France.
14) Paper Moneys including two $1 and one 20 Euro bill.
15) US coinage including a bunch of pennies, a nickel, two dimes and two quarters.
16) Euro coinage including:
17) A British 5 pence piece from my trip to London.
18) 3 business cards. One from my brother, one from a taxi driver I liked and one from a silver smith that still owes me some jewelry.
19) Club cards including from top to bottom:
20) A shell from my trip to the beach in the Netherlands with a friend.
21) A 5 Euro chip from the Holland Casino in Amsterdam. (They didn't have Holdem which pissed me off.)
22) A coin for the dryer where I do my laundry
23) An angel token from my grandmother.
As you can see I really needed to empty the receipts and expired cards from my wallet. From this people would conclude that I don't clean out my wallet very often.
From the Amma stuff and the Get out of Hell free card they would conclude that I have a spiritual side but I also have a sense of humor about it.
From the Stevia packet they would conclude that I was into healthy eating.
From the various student related cards and receipts from Amsterdam as well as the Amsterdam bank card they would conclude that I have been in Amsterdam a lot lately.
From the US license, passport and birth certificate cards they would conclude that I am American.
From the receipt from France and the 5 pence they would conclude that I travel.
From all the credit cards but lack of cash money they would conclude I borrow a lot and don't have a lot of money.
From the shell and the casino token they would conclude that I am sentimental but that I do like to have fun gambling and going to the beach.
From the Co-Op, Costco and Gym card they would conclude that I am aware of where I shop and where I exercise.
I think the thing that is really missing is a photo of the people that I love so much in my life. I have a very big heart and that doesn't really show from what is in my wallet so I think that is what I would have to add.
So I will start with details of what are in the photo and then explain what I think people would think of me based on these contents and then address the final question of what to add to enunciate the truth about me in this plane of existence.
- Equity Credit Line Card
- 2 Personal Credit Cards
- Joint Credit Card
- Joint Checking Debit Card
- Personal Checking Debit Card
- Dutch Bank Account Card (Note Dutch ChipKnip chip on the card.
- Passport number card
- Expired Drivers License (I give it when I have to leave an ID for something.)
- Current Drivers License
- Official Wallet Sized Birth Certificate. (A lot of people think I am crazy for carrying this but I figure if they steal my wallet they already have enough to steal my identity anyway and it is stupid that the US uses it as a form of ID anyway.
- Expired Dental Insurance Card
- Expired AAA Card
- $20 Phone Card which only works in the US
- Hilton Honors Card
- Continental Silver Elite Card (I just got it! Yeah for free upgrades!
- 4 Euro cents which almost no store will accept anymore. They all round to the nearest 5 cent usual not in your favor.
- A Euro 2 cent piece which also is totally useless
- Four 5 Euro Cent pieces.
- A Euro dime.
- A Euro 50 cent piece
- Two 2 Euro coins.
- Sacramento Co-Op card.
- Costco Card
- Pipeworks Gym Waiver Card.
As you can see I really needed to empty the receipts and expired cards from my wallet. From this people would conclude that I don't clean out my wallet very often.
From the Amma stuff and the Get out of Hell free card they would conclude that I have a spiritual side but I also have a sense of humor about it.
From the Stevia packet they would conclude that I was into healthy eating.
From the various student related cards and receipts from Amsterdam as well as the Amsterdam bank card they would conclude that I have been in Amsterdam a lot lately.
From the US license, passport and birth certificate cards they would conclude that I am American.
From the receipt from France and the 5 pence they would conclude that I travel.
From all the credit cards but lack of cash money they would conclude I borrow a lot and don't have a lot of money.
From the shell and the casino token they would conclude that I am sentimental but that I do like to have fun gambling and going to the beach.
From the Co-Op, Costco and Gym card they would conclude that I am aware of where I shop and where I exercise.
I think the thing that is really missing is a photo of the people that I love so much in my life. I have a very big heart and that doesn't really show from what is in my wallet so I think that is what I would have to add.
