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Personal Ads 1 by whatis 42
November 1st, 2006 6:49 PM
These are all from The Other Paper (a local independent newspaper), on November 1st:
FIRM RUNNER'S BUTT ISO someone to restrain my wrists and ankles before spanking me with a rubber stamps. 7366
I'd love to have a firm runner's butt, but it'd be a little weird if it developed with wrists and ankles. However, if it also developed hands and feet...well now that would be useful!
WRETCHED NOW ENLIGHTENED FORMER CHAUVINIST. We need love too! SPM, 60, 6'1", seeks close companionship with warm hearted single woman with lots of integrity. 999859
I have no response to this one, except shaking my head. Confused? Forlorn? I'm not even sure exactly what the head-shake means. Just so.....something.
SEEKING FRIENDSHIP. All my friends are jerks. Must like independent movies, music. Prefer straight edge lifestyle. Tools need not apply. 7368
I know there's a joke here about tools for jerks (or tools for jerking), but I just can't get there right now. If I think of it, I'll let you know.
SO UNSUSPECTING! If your family knew your private thoughts about a black guy, they'd be surprised! Fine PBM for your sensual thoughts you want to privately explore. Very discreet. 7092
I AM SHALLOW AND SUPERFICIAL. so please B hot!! Linebacker side of large w/attitude - GREAT kisser. 999832
Well, at least they're honest.
DOG WIZARD SEEKS cat princess with common goal of clean puddles for puppies and kittens. 999851
If I wanted to prank the personal ads SF0-style, I'd take inspiration from this.
BORN AGAIN VIRGIN....silver-bearded, pony-tailed artist, 49, married to work, seeks muse to mutually amuse. Prefer plain jane, low-maintenance type. 689982.
Note: This was in the "Women Seeking Men" section...bearded lady seeks plain jane!
I also noticed several women seeking Johns (one was "ISO Sugar Daddy", the other wanted a "financially generous relationship"), and a theme of subtle (or not so subtle) racism. Fun stuff, huh?
FIRM RUNNER'S BUTT ISO someone to restrain my wrists and ankles before spanking me with a rubber stamps. 7366
I'd love to have a firm runner's butt, but it'd be a little weird if it developed with wrists and ankles. However, if it also developed hands and feet...well now that would be useful!
WRETCHED NOW ENLIGHTENED FORMER CHAUVINIST. We need love too! SPM, 60, 6'1", seeks close companionship with warm hearted single woman with lots of integrity. 999859
I have no response to this one, except shaking my head. Confused? Forlorn? I'm not even sure exactly what the head-shake means. Just so.....something.
SEEKING FRIENDSHIP. All my friends are jerks. Must like independent movies, music. Prefer straight edge lifestyle. Tools need not apply. 7368
I know there's a joke here about tools for jerks (or tools for jerking), but I just can't get there right now. If I think of it, I'll let you know.
SO UNSUSPECTING! If your family knew your private thoughts about a black guy, they'd be surprised! Fine PBM for your sensual thoughts you want to privately explore. Very discreet. 7092
I AM SHALLOW AND SUPERFICIAL. so please B hot!! Linebacker side of large w/attitude - GREAT kisser. 999832
Well, at least they're honest.
DOG WIZARD SEEKS cat princess with common goal of clean puddles for puppies and kittens. 999851
If I wanted to prank the personal ads SF0-style, I'd take inspiration from this.
BORN AGAIN VIRGIN....silver-bearded, pony-tailed artist, 49, married to work, seeks muse to mutually amuse. Prefer plain jane, low-maintenance type. 689982.
Note: This was in the "Women Seeking Men" section...bearded lady seeks plain jane!
I also noticed several women seeking Johns (one was "ISO Sugar Daddy", the other wanted a "financially generous relationship"), and a theme of subtle (or not so subtle) racism. Fun stuff, huh?
