The lonely bottle of mustard, how dejected it looks. With its little crust of dried mustard on the top and it's 1/8" of actual content left, it sits ignored in the refrigerator, desperate for attention. Then, excitedly, it sees a hand reach for it. This is it's time. Time to show it's worth. It beams as it's taken from the fridge and into the kitchen. It's joy, however, is short lived as it finds that it's journey is not to the counter to help create a tasty treat. No, it is destined only for the garbage as it's expiration date has passed, silently taking it to an early grave.