I do believe that my first hint NOT to open this email was the LARGE RED BOX at the top, claiming: "Warning: This message may not be from who it claims to be."

Hmmm....

Then it goes on to tell me "Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information."

By now, I am just staring at the screen wondering when someone is going to jump out and tell me that this is all just a big joke. However, nothing of the sorts happens.

So, me being the scaredy cat that I am, decide to go onto my phone to email this weirdo back (I did not want to get a virus on my computer).

My email response to him went something like:
What does it mean
to be a man,
from sex who has
been banned?

I do not know,
so away you'll go!
Don't contact me again.