Last Wednesday (or was it Thursday?) I was walking out of my office building with a coworker who used to be my supervisor. She's probably about 30, and while she's not teh ubergay, the last I had heard anything about her personal life, it was in regards to her girlfriend in Southern California. We're shooting the shit about being hungry all the time, and what foods to snack upon, etc. Seemingly out of nowhere, she abruptly looks at me and says, "Wait. You know I'm three months pregnant, right?" I was flabbergasted, and am still unsure how the fertilization happened, but do not feel inclined to probe that deeply.

Let us revisit this strangeness in script form:

TANYA: Wait, you know I'm three months pregnant, right?

YURI: !