Whilst watching the Governator in Conan the Barbarian (1982) after a hiatus of atleast a decade, my memory convinced me there was a scene featuring a man having sex with an elephant.

Excitedly, I reported this fact to my housemates and we settled down together to witness perhaps one of the strangest scenes of animal cruelty ever to slip through the censors. And thanks to HD, we could enjoy Dino Dii Laurentiis' mise en scene in all its glory.

And lo! there is an elephant in Conan, but nobody has sex with it. Instead, Conan and his mate with the stringy moustache wander through the red light district, wasted on Stygian rhubarb, calling all the local ladies of the night 'slats' (sic), before finding a man in coitus with not an elephant, but with a llama.

Conan subsequently punches a camel and disturbs another man who seems to be fisting a cow.

So, a discovery of the falsehood of memory, and a wander into the strange, strange world of Arnold Schwarzenegger and bestiality. Thanks television!