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Impress Me! by Whimsical Disarray, miss understanding
October 15th, 2007 5:32 PM
Mitten and I decided that since we're actually related, to create a family coat of arms for our crazy family. We took a few base images, like a snazzy blank coat of arms, and then various other images we found online and edited them to suit our needs. We ended up with a fist, a broken wine bottle, a switchblade knife, a shotgun and a high heel in the crest itself, and then, like a crown, a set of brass knuckles. At the bottom, we have the words "Fuck Destiny" written out as if it were letters cut from a magazine. We decided that the added oddity of the words would fit in with the overall theme of the crest itself, as well as being sort of inspirational, since she and I are part of the small percentage in our family who have actually not completely screwed up our lives.
We thought of adding the lines "The Family Business" somewhere in there, since each item represents something that someone has done in our family at least once or twice that we know of.
The Fist: to top the list, we have a closed fist. This represents the fighting spirit that has found many of our family members in a holding cell at least once or twice.
The Broken Wine Bottle: A multipurpose item, not only is the wine bottle good for drinking from, but when you're done, you can use it as a weapon!
The Switchblade Knife: Got a score to settle? Go out and slash some tires!
The Shotgun: If I had a dollar for every time I heard my uncle tell us he was going to shoot our next door neighbor just because, I'd be rich.
The Hooker Heel: Self Explanatory.
The Brass Knucks: When the bottle just won't cut it, and you've already caught a charge for carrying a gun without a permit, you can still show how classy you are with a pair of brass knucks tucked into your pocket!
All-in-all we're very happy with how they all turned out, and we both think that they're great shirts.
We thought of adding the lines "The Family Business" somewhere in there, since each item represents something that someone has done in our family at least once or twice that we know of.
The Fist: to top the list, we have a closed fist. This represents the fighting spirit that has found many of our family members in a holding cell at least once or twice.
The Broken Wine Bottle: A multipurpose item, not only is the wine bottle good for drinking from, but when you're done, you can use it as a weapon!
The Switchblade Knife: Got a score to settle? Go out and slash some tires!
The Shotgun: If I had a dollar for every time I heard my uncle tell us he was going to shoot our next door neighbor just because, I'd be rich.
The Hooker Heel: Self Explanatory.
The Brass Knucks: When the bottle just won't cut it, and you've already caught a charge for carrying a gun without a permit, you can still show how classy you are with a pair of brass knucks tucked into your pocket!
All-in-all we're very happy with how they all turned out, and we both think that they're great shirts.
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posted by Whimsical Disarray on October 16th, 2007 1:51 AM
scared? of us? haha, possibly! Aside from our razor sharp wit, I think we're pretty harmless. :)
posted by Blue on October 23rd, 2007 11:26 PM
Ahhhhhhhh! Get down she has a razor sharp wit!







Kickass!
Great image, and I love the detailed explanation. Extra cool points for taking it out into the streets.