Many people are under the impression that this task has actually been completed. What they don't realize is that while I may have typed this, I may have even thought about this, I did not examine this.

In reality, during the time you probably assumed I was examining this, I was rearranging my roommates CDs in reverse alphabetical order. Then I taught a dog how to drive a car, went on a road trip to Reno, and gambled money I got from selling nude pet rocks. Sadly, I didn't make much money selling nude pet rocks, most of the time I tried to approach a customer I ended up having my nude pet rock stolen by a third party.

The exchange often went like this:
Me: "Hi there, would you like to give me money for this nude pet rock?"
Someone else: "Get out of my store and stop threatening the customers with that brick!"
Still me: "I'm sorry, I don't speak Russian. Does that mean you want to buy this nude pet rock?"
Not me: "The police have already been called."
Me again: "That's just so weird. I'm from San Francisco, and I'm pretty sure that the whole time I've lived there I've never heard anyone talk to a gun toting amphetamine freak like that. How strange."
The mean person: "Stand still and slowly put the brick down."
Another me: "Don't do it! He'll steal our crunchberries!"
More mean people: "You smell funny and you're adopted."
First me: "May I be excused? I need to visit the restroom."
Mean thing person: "I have no God."
Me last: "DON'T TASE ME BRO! DON'T TASE ME BRO!"

Yeah, while you probably thought that I was examining (AKA looking through wikipedia for something that sounds odd but might be funny to doubt) whatever it was that you expected me to examine, I was actually sitting on a couch next to two people.

So there.

In fact, the only examining that has happened with this event which hasn't happened, has been by you.

In short, I have just tricked you into doing my work for me.

Thanks.