Since the way we see ourselves is colored by our experiences and our hopes and our fears, to ask someone to show you themselves is folly. What they will show you is themselves as they wish you to see them, for better or worse. So rather than showing you what I think I look like, I show you what my 4-year-old niece thinks I look like. This police-sketch-artist-accurate rendering of myself shows what is important, and would be required to pick me out of a lineup.

First, notice that I have five fingers on each hand and five toes on each foot. Well, one of the feet has eight toes, but the viewer should ascribe that to enthusiasm on the part of the artist and not to a physical abnormality on the part of the model.

Next, pay close attention to the very dark eyebrows. It should be noted that they were described by the artist as "Angry Eyebrows."