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Asia Berns
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 541 points
Last Logged In: March 18th, 2009


retired
15 + 110 points

Rephotography by Asia Berns

April 30th, 2008 6:59 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Recreate a photograph that is at least a dozen years old as well as you can.

i wanted to take a picture everyone knows and make it completely origonal, and a little funny. so basicly, im awesome.

- smaller

bucket of barbies.

bucket of barbies.

i found a load of my old barbies in the gay-rage.


everybody in the dreamhouse gettin' tipsy.

everybody in the dreamhouse gettin' tipsy.

they had a party, and got neked.


yay america!

yay america!

i constructed a flag with the nobalest of all coloring medium.


position

position

i placed them meticulously.


iwo jima

iwo jima


iwo jima numbah 2

iwo jima numbah 2

rolfcopter.



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posted by LSK on April 30th, 2008 7:34 PM

I drearily admit that I was about to vote for this task when I read the line, "so basicly, im awesome".

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posted by Asia Berns on April 30th, 2008 7:45 PM

well if you were going to vote for me, undoubtably you thought i was awesome, that is until you knew that i was aware of my greatness. It is truely a sad day when i am punished for confidence and self-worth.

roflcopter +1
posted by Spidere on April 30th, 2008 8:22 PM

Verily.

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posted by Julian Muffinbot on April 30th, 2008 9:50 PM

i really love this concept, but i do think the barbies' positioning could have been way better...

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posted by teucer on April 30th, 2008 9:55 PM

I'm in favor of turning down the arrogance. But this task itself is pretty awesome, so I voted anyway.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on April 30th, 2008 10:40 PM

If Barbie had been at Iwo Jima, I think the world would be a much safer place today!

Wow! So much criticism for clearly tongue-in-cheekiness... I wonder what the reaction would be if I boasted of my medicrity....

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posted by Scarlett on May 1st, 2008 1:27 AM

http://catandgirl.com/view.php?loc=551

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posted by help im a bear on May 1st, 2008 10:01 AM

god damn it cat and girl how many ways can you make the postmodern era sound depressing!!!!

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posted by help im a bear on May 1st, 2008 10:11 AM

not that i don't like cat and girl, it just seems like a lot of the strips can be summarized as

"overabundance of shared cultural knowledge"
"*sigh*"

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on May 1st, 2008 10:46 AM



You Leave Cat and Girl ALOOOOOOOONNE!

Cat and Girl Work So Hard all day and all night producing these comics for you BASTARDS!!!!!

Then they got married, had a couple of kids, and then it turned out Cat was just a USER! And all you can do is criticise!!!!

You Leave Cat and Girl ALOOOONNNNEEEE!

Brought to you by YouTube Phenomenon for PostModern Justice, and such as....

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posted by Fonne Tayne on May 1st, 2008 6:39 PM

"There were men and women modeling corsetry in a series of tableaux vivants narrorated [sic] with Gorey-esque quatrains by a tenor who rolled his r's delightfully."


Flickrd from GAMH

Back when I was a kid...
posted by Herbie Hatman on May 1st, 2008 6:58 PM

My favorite part was going back and making sure that the original task reads "Recreate a photograph that is at least a dozen years old as well as you can"

Heh. Barbies and Crayons. Nice.

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posted by zer0gee on May 1st, 2008 11:24 PM

This is pretty damn funny.

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posted by Asia Berns on May 2nd, 2008 2:34 AM

thank you, that was all i was trying to do.

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posted by GYØ Ben on May 3rd, 2008 3:40 AM

Nice. Very nice.

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posted by Susatron on August 15th, 2008 3:44 PM

This makes me lawl with happy.