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Cool Memories by Elizabeth Park
December 30th, 2007 1:30 PM
I can't believe no one has talked about the most glaring event in history that did not happen
I am talking, of course, about
The Sixties
Yes, friends, the sixties did not exist. While there was an era of time between the fifties and the seventies, all memories of that time are either drug induced hallucinations, implanted into your mind by aliens, or both. Truth be told, "the sixties" did not really begin until 1961, when Kennedy was shot by the Cybernetic Interplanetary Aliens (Later shortened to just CIA) for refusing to allow their chosen test subjects (the Animal Mammalian Earthlings Research Information Capsules And Nut-caseS, AKA Americans) to be subjected to tests for their human preservation projects, which included intelligence, moral, musical, and physical tests.
Lyndon B. Johnson was not only an alien ally, but actually an alien himself, cleverly disguised as a human
He allowed the entire American population to be removed from earth and placed in a virtual earth, while actually sleeping safely in alien pods. However, while the Aliens were doing tests on earth, they sometimes needed to remove the humans from this virtual world somewhat conscious, but they could not be allowed to view the alien spaceship lest it destroy their experiment. For this the Aliens created lysergic acid diethylamide that they gave to their subjects while subjecting them to full body exams and soft rock
This is proof that the 60s were not real because ACID CANNOT BE CREATED ON EARTH. All of the acid on earth is either from the stockpiles the aliens left behind or cheep imitations
Americans were returned to earth once "The Sixties" ended after the CIA concluded humanity was too dull witted to be saved
I am talking, of course, about
The Sixties
Yes, friends, the sixties did not exist. While there was an era of time between the fifties and the seventies, all memories of that time are either drug induced hallucinations, implanted into your mind by aliens, or both. Truth be told, "the sixties" did not really begin until 1961, when Kennedy was shot by the Cybernetic Interplanetary Aliens (Later shortened to just CIA) for refusing to allow their chosen test subjects (the Animal Mammalian Earthlings Research Information Capsules And Nut-caseS, AKA Americans) to be subjected to tests for their human preservation projects, which included intelligence, moral, musical, and physical tests.
Lyndon B. Johnson was not only an alien ally, but actually an alien himself, cleverly disguised as a human
He allowed the entire American population to be removed from earth and placed in a virtual earth, while actually sleeping safely in alien pods. However, while the Aliens were doing tests on earth, they sometimes needed to remove the humans from this virtual world somewhat conscious, but they could not be allowed to view the alien spaceship lest it destroy their experiment. For this the Aliens created lysergic acid diethylamide that they gave to their subjects while subjecting them to full body exams and soft rock
This is proof that the 60s were not real because ACID CANNOT BE CREATED ON EARTH. All of the acid on earth is either from the stockpiles the aliens left behind or cheep imitations
Americans were returned to earth once "The Sixties" ended after the CIA concluded humanity was too dull witted to be saved
AlienAtJFKAssassination.jpg
Original photo from: http://www.new-enlightenment.com/banana_rep.htm
LyndonBJohnsonisanAlien.jpg
Original picture: http://sitemaker.umich.edu/356.bell/background_history
alienshipLSD.JPG
Original photo from: http://www.stratics.com/content/portals/e3/content/features/ao/2004.php
I recently read a book called Never Had It So Good, which also argues that - for a majority of the population - the Sixties didn't match up to our modern stereotype. But the book didn't argue it so colourfully.