15 + 15 points
Spam poetry by Elizabeth Park
December 28th, 2007 10:09 PM
HURRY-
Christmas season soon draws to a closing,
and festive freebies to fill your stocking
are lined up, a lot to choose
X-box, GTI, or fantastic cruise
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Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:46:28 +0100 (CET)
From: "Who-Remembers-Me.com"
Subject: Fill your stocking with these fantastic freebies
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For the festive season the brands2win team have lined up some exciting Christmas prize draws - including a 5-star Nile cruise, an X-box, a brand new Golf GTI and a lot more! But you'll have to HURRY as some of these offers are closing soon.
Good luck!
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Christmas season soon draws to a closing,
and festive freebies to fill your stocking
are lined up, a lot to choose
X-box, GTI, or fantastic cruise
Original text
Date: Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:46:28 +0100 (CET)
From: "Who-Remembers-Me.com"
Subject: Fill your stocking with these fantastic freebies
If you are having trouble viewing this message please click here.
Brands2win is a fantastic new website where you get to choose which prizes you want to win from the UK's top brands!
For the festive season the brands2win team have lined up some exciting Christmas prize draws - including a 5-star Nile cruise, an X-box, a brand new Golf GTI and a lot more! But you'll have to HURRY as some of these offers are closing soon.
Good luck!
Your brands2win Team
5-star Nile Cruise Voyages Jules Verne
Voyages Jules Verne is offering the
chance to win a luxurious 5-star Nile
Cruise inc. full board and sightseeing.
Win an Xbox 360!
Win an Xbox 360! Dial-a-phone
Win an Xbox 360 with Dialaphone
- the UK's number 1 specialist
direct supplier of mobiles.
Carling's BIG BEER draw!
BIG BEER draw! Carling
Win a year's supply of Carling.......
If you're aged 18-35, then enter this
fantastic mouth-watering draw.
Win £500 Vouchers!
Win £500 Vouchers! Park Retail
Win £500 High Street Gift Vouchers
and enjoy shopping at more than
75 of the Nation's top retailers!
Win a Golf GTi!
Win a Golf GTi! Get me a ticket
Sponsored by Get me a ticket -
one of the UK's leading free to enter
prize draw websites.
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posted by Charlie Fish on December 29th, 2007 5:50 AM
Indeed, this is a simple yet satisfying debut...
Short, sweet, and way more coherent than the spam from which it was taken.
Welcome to the game!
(Alas, I was disappointed to learn that dialaphone is just a UK mobile phone carrier, and not some long forgotten trademark from the early days of Ma Bell, brought to life in the spamsters' relentless search for phrases that will defeat a Baysian filter.)