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Disobedient Nature by Blue Tulip, Burn Unit

May 20th, 2008 12:59 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Search for, find, document an example of nature refusing to yield to or blending itself into a construction of modern man.

Document with photos when possible.

Examples should document situations where man has put up some restraint for nature and nature has disobeyed. While trees or other permanent plants are preferable, a basic example would be plants that grow in the cracks of the sidewalk.

Disobedient Nature:
This time it's personal

Forgive me Biome, for I have sinned

You know what's totally awesome? Learning to live with nature, which doesn't really care one way or another what you do.

In this case, the disobedience of nature is especially personal, and our interests in this matter are conflicted. Normally we love the beauty of disobedient nature tumbling castle walls and confounding the corporate paymasters who rape her. But here disobedient nature has...contradicted...our specific needs.

We live in a fixer upper, in a "transitional neighborhood" and the result is we have a lot of legacy nature hanging around the place.

When we moved in there was nature growing tall enough to cover the house and the front windows, there was nature all over the back yard and steps, occasional nature coming in the holes in the roof, and nature seeping into the basement.

As we approach the three year anniversary of occupancy there's trees growing through the fences, trees growing around the garage and the foundation, trees occasionally dropping massive limbs, water still seeps in the basement, and the grass is insane. . .

Please enjoy the photos.

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disobedient documentation
defiant tree
longer view
stumps of hope
The Great Defiant One
close up
spring!
maybe this year
nope.
The front of the garage
Grow. Grow.
layered disobedience
more disobedient trees
spring has sprung
Lift Your Silver Maple Limbs Like Antennas To Heaven
Example
a minor disobedience
Must clean gutters
they don't help in this case.
rain garden
it's.
not.
helping.
yet.
dammit.
here's evidence
so's this
water defies your silly human cements and concretes!
estimating future taming
base of a tree
see that plant at left?
this was all trimmed in 2007

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 20th, 2008 2:02 PM

That tree is sassy.

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posted by teucer on May 20th, 2008 2:04 PM

were all the hyperlinks supposed to take you to this task?

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posted by JJason Recognition on May 20th, 2008 2:17 PM

They serve another purpose. A genius purpose.

Effing hilarious Senator.

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posted by teucer on May 20th, 2008 2:20 PM

OK yeah that's hilarious.

Sorry... +1
posted by Burn Unit on May 20th, 2008 2:29 PM

Fooled was I by stupid browser variations into trying a workaround that broke UI conventions! Just redid it the long way around which should be pretty backwards-compatible. (FF2- users should upgrade or listen to dinosaur comics)

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posted by Darkaardvark on May 20th, 2008 6:02 PM

omgomg I can read dinosaur comics and xkcd without alt-clicking!


WIN!

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posted by anna one on May 20th, 2008 10:41 PM

yes.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on May 20th, 2008 4:42 PM

Hey, where'd my vote go?

Oh, there it is.

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posted by rongo rongo on May 21st, 2008 2:52 PM

Yeah, people think of greenery as the most disobedient of nature, but water can be even harder to control. Because it can infiltrate your house as a gas, and then condense all over the place...extra sneaky. Looks like you've got your battles cut out for you.