Disobedient Nature by Blue Tulip, Burn Unit
May 20th, 2008 12:59 PMThis time it's personal
Forgive me Biome, for I have sinned
You know what's totally awesome? Learning to live with nature, which doesn't really care one way or another what you do.
In this case, the disobedience of nature is especially personal, and our interests in this matter are conflicted. Normally we love the beauty of disobedient nature tumbling castle walls and confounding the corporate paymasters who rape her. But here disobedient nature has...contradicted...our specific needs.
We live in a fixer upper, in a "transitional neighborhood" and the result is we have a lot of legacy nature hanging around the place.
When we moved in there was nature growing tall enough to cover the house and the front windows, there was nature all over the back yard and steps, occasional nature coming in the holes in the roof, and nature seeping into the basement.
As we approach the three year anniversary of occupancy there's trees growing through the fences, trees growing around the garage and the foundation, trees occasionally dropping massive limbs, water still seeps in the basement, and the grass is insane. . .
Please enjoy the photos.
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were all the hyperlinks supposed to take you to this task?
They serve another purpose. A genius purpose.
Effing hilarious Senator.
Fooled was I by stupid browser variations into trying a workaround that broke UI conventions! Just redid it the long way around which should be pretty backwards-compatible. (FF2- users should upgrade or listen to dinosaur comics)
omgomg I can read dinosaur comics and xkcd without alt-clicking!
WIN!
Hey, where'd my vote go?
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, people think of greenery as the most disobedient of nature, but water can be even harder to control. Because it can infiltrate your house as a gas, and then condense all over the place...extra sneaky. Looks like you've got your battles cut out for you.
That tree is sassy.