
15 + 15 points
Alphabet Soup by Cateyes Sassalot
May 24th, 2007 4:00 PM
"Ugly virgins?" wondered Xander yawning zanily.
A beautiful cougar, dewy eyed fornicator, goosed him. "I just know, loose maidens never offer pussys quite right, Sweet Tush."
A beautiful cougar, dewy eyed fornicator, goosed him. "I just know, loose maidens never offer pussys quite right, Sweet Tush."
you almost get bonus points for using 'cougar' in its best context possible. then you locked them in for your d-e-f-.