This is a map of every yeti, sasquatch, bigfoot, abominable snowman, Jabberwocky, Tyranasaurus Rex (only living T-Rexes shown), faerie dragon, 50-foot-tall woman, undead-robo-space-nazi, goomba, character from Metalocalypse, hover-train (not mag-lev), nuclear warhead, mountain, ocean, messiah, ancient Greek philosopher, world-record-setting pizza, Godzilla, Mothra, tauren, super-saiyan between levels 4 and 7, Phil Hartman (R.I.P.), black hole, one of these, private island, glacier, polar ice cap, Equator, Prime meridian, Daibutsu, mind-flayer, Australia, Mecha-Godzilla, adamantium-waste dump, white hole, giant robot (min size: 200 ft. tall), world's largest ball of twine, two-by-two hands-of-blue, can of Power Thirst (imitations not included), Japanese Living National Treasure, Vancouver, living giant squid, mole-man (map accurate to a depth of 0.01"), calcinator ray, Saskatchewanese pirate (currently pirating, retired pirates not included), hill giant, world-tree, orcish horde, operational battlecruiser, robocop, Russian dictator (in the political sense), football-field-sized lake of pig shit, whale capable of taking a party of intrepid heroes to the moon, half-esper, comedically-oversized carport, somnambulant home-owning wallaby, dingo who ate my baby, hurricane, lightswitch of ultimate destrction, Vietnamese hamburger financed at a rate of 6.50%, billboard containing only the text "Malachi 2:3", full-scale replica of the Titanic, street sign with a spoiler warning, cane of Bill's (only includes those once stolen by Dave), 22nd-century garbage man/badass video game character, death valley, Mt. Kilimanjaro, undisguised transformer (Autobot or Decepticon), rice paddy, Gobi desert, dictatorship of the proletariat, talking lizard who sells car insurance, and Sutro Tower in my neighborhood.

In making this map, I was repeatedly shocked at how homogeneous my neighborhood really is! Just see how many groups are discriminated against! This isn't even a complete list of groups of people/places/things which are under-represented in my neighborhood. Furthermore, not only is this a map of the current locations of the above-mentioned people/things/place within my neighborhood, this map is accurate as far back as I can remember! This, my friends, is the root of the titular Humanitarian Crisis of the group to which I belong!

I must ask you, too: is your neighborhood as discriminatory as mine? If the answer is yes, then you know what you have to do: rise up and let people know! Let everyone know just who, what, and where is being unfairly kept out of your neighborhood!