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First Impressions by DeadDeadDead
February 28th, 2008 9:27 AM
I work at a bar. The address is 2247 Market St.
Come in on a Monday night between the hours of 6 and 9 and say, "the werewolf rides the donkey at midnight" before you order a drink, and you will pay nothing all night for cocktails.
Once you've had a few, I'll tell you the story of how I rode a Vespa to Cabo San Lucas or my unifying philosophical investigations of the Terminator series.
Come in on a Monday night between the hours of 6 and 9 and say, "the werewolf rides the donkey at midnight" before you order a drink, and you will pay nothing all night for cocktails.
Once you've had a few, I'll tell you the story of how I rode a Vespa to Cabo San Lucas or my unifying philosophical investigations of the Terminator series.
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posted by Magpie on February 28th, 2008 11:05 AM
hmm, this looks like where i'll be going on monday night. Before I go to the Bar for 80's night perhaps. Although this may mean a tremendous hangover on tuesday.
This comes so close to being awesome. I'm just not sure where it's missing for me. Maybe you need to actually lure an unsuspecting player into your bar, maybe the actual introduction needs to happen. I don't know. You're very close. When something real happens, something out in the real world, a real introduction, please update this.