Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I were yearnin' t'post this 'ere proof fer a dog's age, but Cap'n Pie waited t'see if'n me mates were to join me in this presentat'n. Seemed proper as them's the ones who organized this 'ere pirate raid, but they be busyin' tharselves with plunder in warmer waters.

Suffice it t'say, o'er this Summer past, the swarthiest, saltiest band o' buccaneers y'e'er laid yer pearly eyes on waged naval battle, drank, pillaged, looted, raped, drank, plundered, drank, and had them a terrible good time. Several SF0ers were in their number, but me be the one t'claim the task booty. So be it.