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how on earth did you not get blood all over that white shirt? perhaps what i mean is "why," not "how." hooray for bloody fun!
there is proof that spotted dick is *not* good for licking.
once that man gives you lessons. He'll have to after that plaintive cry for help. I mean, he is a good man, right?
oh my wow.
also, hooray.
How many eyelashes came off with the tape? I apologize for the pedestrian question, but the public demands to know.
Freaky! Some people have actually ... eaten this? Maybe I can make a cocktail with it.
The brandy spotted dick. Spotted dick sidecar. Purple spotted dick. Hmm...
no slower than the cops chasing you, afaik
Yarrr, me precious treasuretome! Finally, somewheres ta stash me booty befores I can get it under the safe sands o' me hidden isle. The best thing is that no respectable buccaneer would deign t'open it! Readin' material on theatre (least the kind where the wenches keeps their clothes on), it be like kryptonite!
I love that you found a sandwich in your tree. I prefer to think that instead of someone lobbing it in there, the tree is simply frugal and brought its lunch. Also, strictly technically speaking your tree is a plant. Unless it's plastic. Or an alien in disguise. It looks like an evergreen, though. Nicely documented, guys.
oh oh oh hooray for the awesome! i want that to be my "walking around" theme song.