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Raymond Luxury Yacht
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posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on September 24th, 2006 10:39 AM

That photo very nearly inspired me to open my jar of marmalade. It looks simply scrumptious! I'll have the tea part now at least. Marmalade tomorrow.

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on September 21st, 2006 4:54 PM

I rather enjoyed the erotic passage. Saucy!

Although I was befuddled by the bit about her nipples "begging for more." What were they deprived of? Nourishment? Spare change? Education? Tenderness??

I'm just worried is all.

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on September 21st, 2006 10:27 PM

Sad times are these when helpless nipples must go without proper syrup rations, pancakes all dry and bland.

Sad times are these also when I am involved in "the nipple-syrup exchange" without even realizing it.

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on September 23rd, 2006 12:51 AM

Okay, I looked into the NASDAQ index on marmalade thing. Turns out they don't even index marmalade! As an aside, I think this may be the start of a potentially profitable business venture. Anyhoo, I did a web search for the words 'nasdaq' 'index' and 'marmalade' and found a document containing this quote:

"The ensuing debate among these entities will make past attempts by the European Union to set
standards for what constitutes “marmalade,” “mayonnaise,” or a “cucumber” seem like a
pleasant tea party in comparison."

I'm not sure exactly what they're talking about, but I certainly like the idea of the act of defining marmalade seeming like a "pleasant tea party."

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 30th, 2006 11:19 PM

No time for love, Doctor Jones!

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 29th, 2006 8:28 PM

An excellent update of discrete quantities. This is the kind of public service that SF needs more of!

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 30th, 2006 6:22 PM

That's my heritage, hence the potato-eating, I guess. Still, I refuse to swallow a nationality to catch my evil twin. That would be wrong.

Right?

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 25th, 2006 10:34 PM

Awesome.

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 30th, 2006 11:52 AM

I believe the last word is "Authoritah!"

posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 27th, 2006 2:49 PM

Anna's pictures are now up. Feast your eyes on the gorgeous, automatically artsy B&W photography!

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