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Raymond Luxury Yacht
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Row, row, row your boat... by Raymond Luxury Yacht

August 28th, 2006 7:29 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: In Golden Gate Park there is Stow Lake. Find it, and rent a boat from the nice people there. Row or paddle around for a while. Check out the ducks. Maybe bring a picnic basket or a bottle of wine. Bring a date, perhaps. You have to have your boat back by 5:00, so plan accordingly.

If you do not wish to rent a boat, you may bring your own.

3 mates and I set sail on Stowe Lake armed with steel, a flask of grog, and funny accents. Perhaps if we were drinking wine, we would have admired the ducks, but let's face it -- grog transforms cute ducks into cannon targets. Sadly we could not fit our cannon on the depicted craft. Related detail will be included in my Pirates vs. Ninjas memoir.

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A mysterious photographer records our presence.



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posted by Cameron on August 29th, 2006 1:08 PM

Yar, that craft be listing to port something fierce, laddie!

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posted by Joshua Kelly on August 29th, 2006 10:04 PM

Bonus Points for Style,

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posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on August 30th, 2006 12:12 AM

The list were due to me nautically incorrect settin' position. I were fresh from the drink after boarding an enemy vessel thus I were feelin' a mite sassy. Pirate sass.